Club Shameless is sadly no longer in our hands (naughty Mr & Mrs Spank moved to the UK after handing it over to Connections Nightclub to carry the torch). With huge thanks to Tim and Gavin at ‘Connies’, they were wonderful times that we will never forget. But here’s the blurb in case it’s still going in sunny Perth, Australia:

This cheeky Perth party from the Spank crew celebrates all things polysexual… a unique night of daring dressup and dirty flirting!! We invite you to strut your inner slut while shaking your booty to the best in vocal house, electro, dance and dirty, dirty disco.

As a collaboration with the timeless Connections Nightclub(James St, Perth), Shameless glitters with gorgeousness. Expect to enjoy lots of eyecandy, both gay and straight!

With a different sexy theme each month, dressup is highly encouraged! Arrive by midnight to win the  Connections/Spank best-dressed prize of $250, plus fab runner-up prizes from ForPlayandPleasure.

Doors open 10pm, entry is $10 before 1am, $20 thereafter.

Click here to see photos of past Shameless parties, or join us on Facebook at ‘Club Shameless Australia’.

NEXT PARTY:

‘Detention’ – Sat 19 Feb 2011

A kinky school uniform party for the bad-ass kids. All schoolgirl and schoolboy crushes on club staff will be rewarded with a nice, big, shiny… apple.

It’s THAT time again: back-to-school for rebels and nerds alike – and we know EXACTLY what bad things you did last summer.  So what are we going to do with you? Put you in DETENTION!!

This is always a hugely popular theme… drag on those grey shorts or pleated skirts, Principal’s glasses & cane, geeky duds, tarty St Trinian miniskirts, posh blazers for the rich kids… you get our drift.

Dressup highly encouraged although not compulsory. However, ‘makes no effort’ will earn you a firm spanking after school on the Head Teacher’s desk. No excuses.

Arrive in outfit before midnight to have the chance to win the joint Connections/Spank cash prize of $250, or vouchers c/o For Play and Pleasure (http://forplayandpleasure.com.au/ Shop 1, 77 Bulwer Street, East Perth).

DJ listings to follow… but you know this is one school disco where the music will be PUMPING!! Dirty house, disco & alternative dance from Professor Tintin and other eminent members of the Music Department.

PAST PARTIES:

‘Lifestyles of the Rich & Shameless’ – Sat 4 Dec 2010

‘Domination’ – Sat 9 Oct

‘Fur Ball’ – Sat 7 Aug. Cruella de vil, eat your heart out…

Wrap yourself in fake FUR for this cosy SHAGpile of a party!!! We promise to get you sizzling HOT under the collar (not to mention other places!).

Theme dressup not essential but highly encouraged. IDEAS: tart with fur coat and (no?!) knickers; caveman; animal magic; pimp; viking; king/queen; hollywood star; icy winter white… just make it FLUFFY!!

‘Doctors & Nurses’ – Sat 19 June. Get with the Shameless health program!

Visit our ‘medical corner’ where you can lie back on a real patient gurney for a thorough ‘physical’… All requests for sex changes, intimate examinations and consultations will be considered by the sexy Shameless staff Nurse Skimpie, Matron Muffie and Nurse Fembot!!

We’d love to see deviant doctors, naughty nurses, sexy scrubs, camo army nurses, straightjackets, barely-bandaged bods, surreal surgeons and perverted patients… just please don’t bring liquid fake blood into the venue.

‘Wild Wild West’ – Sat 17 April. Giddy up cowpokes!

Gunslingers, get y’all purty selves down to the AOK corral… break out the leather chaps, whips ‘n’ cowboy boots ‘cos this knees-up is goin’ to be one helluva hoedown!! Connections Nightclub will be all decked out cowboy-stylee, so you midnight cowboys, dixie chicks and cute-as-a-button cowgirls will all feel just right at home and warm as apple pie.

Think checked shirts & neckties, 10-gallon hats, your fave old Levi’s and battered old boots… or put a modern kinky twist on it with leather corsets or tight leather pants. We dare you men to bare those beautiful backsides in chaps!

Don’t worry, this party will be a country music-free zone!! The last Shameless saw DJs Tintin and Reuben playing their mix of oldschool, upbeat house ‘n’ electro to a packed and pumping dancefloor – the atmosphere was electric and the energy and party vibe were off the scale. Shameless is the best theme party in town so don’t miss out this time!

‘Detention’ – Sat 13 Feb 2010. A kinky school uniform party for teachers and their pets!

This Shameless launch theme was one of our biggest parties in 2009, so we know how much you naughty kids like dressing up in those short shorts and pleated skirts, or making like you’re in control with canes and corporal punishments.

Yeah, we saw you, sucking up to the teachers with big juicy… apples. Bending over to take a firm correction. Hanging out where you thought nobody could see you and kissing the cool kids. Having completely un-PC affairs with the ‘head’ master or the cougar headmistress.

Naughty, very naughty – what are we going to do with you? Put you in DETENTION!!

Theme dressup highly encouraged but not compulsory. However, ‘makes no effort’ will duly be entered into your report if you, erm, make no effort. Who wants to be the lonely geek in the corner without the correct gym gear eh?!

DJ listings to follow… but you know this is one school disco where the music will actually be GOOD!! Dirty house, disco & dance… what more do schoolies want.

‘Beach Party’ – Sat 21 November. Did someone say SUMMER!!!!

SHAMELESS party no 7!!! And the LAST ONE for this year (bigger and even better parties to come next year though, with some terrific themes). The last 3 Shameless parties have gone OFF – are you getting the message?!!! Quite frankly… be there or be LEFT OUT!

Bring it on, we say… grab those budgie smugglers or cool boardies, teeny weeny polka dot bikinis, loud hawaiian shirts, sunnies, or just your fave casual beach wear that you’d wear for Ibiza or Rio… and you’ve got the coolest – or do we mean hottest – party to welcome in the summer that finally arrived. Theme dressup not compulsory but gets you LOADS more ATTENTION!!!

We’re sure you can find someone to take you home to cream your back even though it’s night-time and you don’t need sunscreen…

There MAY even be a lil’ sandy beach for you to disport yourselves on… watch this space for details. What we DO know is we have shows, dancers, people in crazy, sexy and funny outfits, one of the friendliest gay and mixed crowds in Perth, room theming and giveaways, prizes… what more do you want eh?!!

Sun-kissed DJs details to follow… but the usual Connections spinners of sexy house will be offering some especially Balearic sounds… of Ibiza.. sun, sand and s… they’re all terrific and have people either chillin’ on the terrace or dancing their arses off in the main room. Either way the sun will be shining in our hearts!

REMEMBER YOUR CAMERAFONE!!! Take pics and send ‘em to Helen Fry on facebook or via spank@spankproductions.com.au to win free entry to the kick-off Shameless party for 2010!!

‘Jocks & Cheerleaders’ – Sat 17 October. Sling on that sportswear and get sweaty with the best!

Come represent the Pride of Perth at this sporting event celebrating Homecoming heroes of track and field!

Show off those bulging muscles in lurid lycra or come comfy in trakky dakkies, slip on a short skirt & pompoms or your best beach volleyball bikini – just so long as you’re a sporty Spice of some description. And of course there’s always the famous Linford Christie sausage impression to try for…

DJ’s to be confirmed soon, but there’s bound to be the usual hot & hard workout on the dancefloor with cooldown tunes upstairs on the terrace.

NB Bring your camerafone and take pix for the fan photo comp (email to spank@spankproductions.com.au or make me – Helen Fry – a Facebook friend) to win two free tickets to the next Shameless party in November.

Shameless is set to continue thru next year with even bigger and better theme parties to knock your dressup sox off! If you have any particular themes you’d love to see us put on, let us know and we’ll see what we can do!

‘Abduction’ – Sat 19 September. Resistance is futile!!

” We are the Borg … We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.”

Yeah, alright, we heard ya! Watch out for cyborgs and bionic predators, this is one night where Connections will take you to the outer limits, to a twilight zone where you’ll be lost in space among alien species, borgs and robots. Celebrate all the heavenly bodies and marvel at the strange views of Uranus!!

Dress alien, borg or klingon, be terrifying, entrancingly beautiful or just plain strange. Paint your face green, break out the alufoil brain protector, hire a Trekkie uniform, make like a skimpy alien cutie from the planet Eros… Be the little green man, classic white alien with black eyes, or what about one of the Rocky Horror characters? Star Trek, or Star Wars? Buck Rogers? E.T.?

DJs: Tintin, Reuben & JohnniP will be messing up the cosmic airwaves in the main room while the other starkids

‘The White Party’ – Sat 29 August. The colour of innocence? We don’t think so!!

We may not have snow but we can still give you WHITE... the colour of innocence, the light at the end of the tunnel, the shine of moonlight & stars… not to mention the colour of ice, powder & crystals, or the colour of seamen… uniforms that is (what WERE you thinking of!!).

Connections & Shameless proudly present their fourth flight of fantasy. Join us as we transform the club into a spectacular Winter White Wonderland… Dress as a seductive Ice Queen or fur-covered Hunk, Woodland Elf or Crystal Sprite. But no matter what you wear or how little of it there is… just make sure it’s white.

UV cannons will make you glow bright ‘n’ shiny on the dancefloor, so come and flash your pearly whites at the friendliest polysexual club crowd Perth has to offer. Be an ice queen, a polar bear, a glowstick clubkid, a tinkerbelle, a night nurse, a virgin bride… wrap up in fur, feathers and fluffies, throw on that fave white shirt or go 80s with white trousers and shoes Miami Vice-stylee.

Shameless gives you a night like the best sort of house party – lots of familiar faces plus enough wild gatecrashers to mix it up, banging house & dance tunes, and wicked decor – but you don’t have to clear up and there aren’t any nagging neighbours! Warning: you may need sunnies to protect your eyes from the glare of all that WHITE!!

Our DJs are so cool they’re positively frosty!! Throwing huge snowballs of great vocal house, electro, dance and dirty disco: Inside: Tintin (promising an old-skool uplifting hands-in-the-air vocal house set!), plus Reuben & Brian. Terrace: Cinnamon, Craig & Joby.

 

‘Mental Oriental’ – Sat 18 July. Join the steamy throngs of Asia’s red light districts!!

Welcome to the Pleasurelands! Calling all lap dancers, ladyboys, geishas, ninjas, pole dancers, ping-pong artistes and Seoul sistas…

Come get your chopsticks into this tasty treat, a night reeking of fragrant oriental spices and sultry sensuality.

Connections room theming will make you feel as though you’ve stepped into a Bangkok night of eastern promise – this is one party you certainly won’t need to be Shanghaied into!

DJs playing the best in vocal house, electro, dance and dirty, dirty disco!
Inside: Tintin, JohnniP, Reuben.
Terrace: Mandy, Dave & Joby.

Wear silk… lots of it… eyeliner with pale skin… martial arts gear… flowers in your hair… we know you’ll look terrific however you choose to put together your eastern look!

‘Roped & Pillaged’ – Sat 20 June. A sexy Viking saga of epic proportions!

Calling all Buff Barbarians, Scandinavian Sluts, Leather Lads and Wanton Wenches… polish off those horny helmets and grab yourself a chunk of fresh meat!!

After the rip-roaring success of our launch party Detention, SHAMELESS! brings you more kinky sexy silliness. Think blonde pigtails, slaves in ropes, furs, shields, leather and… big, big weapons. Dressup highly encouraged as you get more attention that way.

And grab yourself one of our popular ’sexual signal’ bracelets; are you on red for stop, amber for maybe or green for go?! A terrific way to get to know new friends and playmates… you can choose to chat, dance or just relax on the rooftop terrace. But get there while the night is young – the early bird gets the worm!

We invite the hordes to invade Connections and stomp all over the dancefloor to dance tunes guaranteed to bring out your inner Hagar.

Be in before midnight for a chance to take away the Connections best-dressed prize of $250 CASH!

Raiding the tables on the terrace will be Mandy, Rob and Joby, while Tintin, Cinnamon, Rueben and JJ pillage the mainroom in search of nordic treasures.

 

SHAMELESS! launch ‘Detention’ – Sat 9 May. A kinky school uniform night!

Dressup highly encouraged! However, there will be suitable punishments for the hard of learning… while teacher’s pets may be kept behind after school for a sexology lesson ; – )

Go seductive, sexy or just plain silly. And because we at Spank just lurve everything kinky, come in theme fetish gear too if you like… So how about a few whip-bearing schoolmasters & mistresses, or submissive doe-eyed schoolies.

Or think athletic jock, school matron, jolly hockeysticks, convent girl, science geek, school princess, skanky tart, phys ed fan in gymslips, head teacher… Hell, just think St Trinians!!